Post by stethmeplease on Apr 14, 2015 2:16:32 GMT
Josh walked into his high school anatomy class and noticed a bunch of stethoscopes and blood pressure cuffs on the table. He decides to take his usual seat, but can’t help turning around and looking back at the stethoscopes. Emma walks in to the room glances over at the stethoscopes on the table, she smirks and formulates a plan. Emma decides to sit next to Josh who normally sits alone, Josh thinks nothing of it and turns toward the teacher who begins giving instructions on what to do. He looks over at Emma and she says “you get the steths, I have to use the restroom” Josh says ok then starts walking over to the stethoscope table, just now realizing that Emma said the word “steths". Josh pauses briefly, wondering if Emma is a cardiophile, then continues to the table grabs 2 stethoscopes and a BP cuff, then returns to his seat, and starts stething himself. Emma returns and Josh notices that she no longer has a bra on, she comes over and sits down, then says “let me listen to that heart of yours” and Josh hands her the steth. Emma takes the steth and puts the earpieces in her ears then takes the chest piece, reaches under Josh’s shirt, and places the steth right on Aortic, she then moves it to pulm, tri, and mitral, listening to each spot for a minute or so. Then she asks Josh if she can feel for his PMI, Josh says yes, and she feels around his chest for it, once she found it, she started listening there with the steth. Then Emma tells Josh she will be taking his blood pressure, Josh knows it won’t be accurate because his heart is about 85 bpm right now, but he agrees anyways. Emma starts inflating the cuff around Joshes right arm, then she listens as the air goes out, “wow 125/83, that’s pretty high Josh” said Emma, Josh said “I’ve never had a girl listen to my heart before.” Emma said, “well now you can say you have”. Josh then asked to listen to Emma’s heart, Emma said “of course you can” Josh and Emma were sitting in the back of the class, and nobody was paying any attention to them, because everyone was on their phones including the teacher, Emma concluded that nobody was looking, and lifted up her shirt so Josh could steth her thoroughly, Josh listened At Emma’s Aortic, Pulm, Mitral, Tricuspid, and apex. Then Emma said he could feel around for her PMI, Josh did so, enjoying every moment of it, then listened to Emma for a few more minutes. Josh then picked up the blood pressure cuff, and Emma put her bra back on, Josh then started inflating the BP cuff, he listened as the air went out, Emma’s BP was 128/87, Josh said “WOW Emma that’s really high.” Emma responded with “that’s the first time I’ve let someone listen to my heart with no bra on, hope you liked it.” And then the bell rang and the class left, Josh would never get to talk with Emma again.
(I changed all of the names in this story to protect confidentiality of those involved, but this is a true story)
(I changed all of the names in this story to protect confidentiality of those involved, but this is a true story)